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LOIS: /Psst. Some of us think of her as ewwwww, but if you think she's an evil writer now, wait until you see what she does to me next!/
/chooses to interpret this as Lois having to vacation with Clark on the dark side.

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LOIS: Like I haven't heard *that* one before.
MICHAEL: /pst/ I’ve stashed some Kryptonite at his place. He’ll be ready for you to take advantage of him by the time you get there.

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Isnt' that always been their biggest issue: lack of communication?
/signs them up for a week at the Larry Smilie Institute for a Happy Partnership with Benefits/

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Missing Lois didn't have a Paul Bender, so I'm going to assume this refers to one of MLT's stories.
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LEX: No, no. You need to sleep with the director first. Namely: Me.
[Linked Image] Casting couch is *so* 1990s.

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Yes, he would have. He doesn't like Lois showing her bottom off in public!
He could have covered it using his jacket while carrying her?

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That wouldn't have been... Oh, God!
/taps foot/ Who ordered the bra with the green sparkly crystal on the clip? I explicitly said *red*.

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So, let's say he's been very good boy for at least 16 months, if not longer
Fine.

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EW: <Channeling Tank> [Woohoo]
wave Michael

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