CLARK: My life is full of missed opportunities.
Depends on what you mean by fun.
Also:
Oh, right. I thought you meant recently.
Well, it was just what, 4 weeks ago, tops?
Hence him saying "planning on it". Poor fellow.
Best laid plans to get laid?
ER: Hey! Why is this looping back to the Gfic board? Something must be wrong. Argh!
LOIS: I didn't say I was going dark just [naughty].

Michael