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See, all I need to get super long FDK is write super long parts, right?
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psst. It's hard to get away with short FDK jokes when I've already seen the other parts posted.
I know. I just didn’t want to really shock you or spam the boards.

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And it rained all weekend, but my new iPhone gave me all the vitamin D I needed, right?/
You loaded the new version of the sun-app, didn’t you? Sun v2.0

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Nope. Anyway, the only people he saw swearing growing up weren't really people he wanted to emulate.
Like, Walt?

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CLARK: I really do need Lois, don't I?
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CLARK: Hmmmm. You're right. I guess I'll go alone. I can eat enough for two.
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CLARK: Lois minored in griping, I minored in the female form.
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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CLARK: Trust me, *nobody* would clone Lana. Amnesia is possible, but doubtful, because it's really rare.
ER: Right. What about Lex. And define rare? There’s been at least two incidents in three years. Four, if you also count temporally induced amnesia.

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So, I'm going to go with my fault. Yep, that seems to work. It's my go-to answer for everything. So far, it hasn't let me down, because it works every time.
LOIS: :rolleyes:

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quote: Also, wouldn’t *that* have been a fun surprise?

CLARK: I would have thought so.
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Yep. It's amazing how far a nice ring will get you with Lana.
Walt really should have given Lana his class ring on prom night, huh?

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being that Lana's reputation was already well established in town.
laugh Lane Bank: Get a loan and use it to pay for a night with Lana.

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Mrs. Lang: They were so in love they couldn't wait to get married.

MAISIE: Right. So, when is she due?
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LANA: - Who told you?! I mean, that NEVER would have happened!

CLARK: <looks skeptical>
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quote: Like with Lois now?

CLARK: Yep. Better to be Lois's partner than thrown out with the garbage. I really haven't learned anything in 10 years, have I?
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LANA: I'm the dead rat in this scenario? I don't *think* so, buddy!
CLAKR: Looks unconvinced/

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CLARK: Yes, but that was before we started dating.
Right...

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CLARK: What? [Shock]
What? /ER2EW/ Is he trying to imply that he *isn’t* a sociopathic stalker?

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CLARK: Again, BEFORE we started dating. After we started dating she changed her tune.
Hopeless.

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quote: Wait, Rachel was standing right next to him? What if she was his girlfriend?

LANA: Like THAT would matter to guys. Anyway, WHO in their right mind would date HER over me?
Yep. Bitca.

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Up to no good.

WALT: Just having some fun.

CLARK: <Clark’s having some fun, too>
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A woman doesn't have to be a virgin for it to be rape. She could also have had relations with the man before. It's rape when it's against her will.
That’s true. It’s just very surprising that she would be unwilling in that situation, read: old badboy boytoy, alcohol, party. Unless it’s been that time of the month?

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CLARK: I don't remove those body parts. I might burn them off, but I don't want to touch another man's... er... privates.
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Zeta Sister: Do you think she'll introduce me?
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CLARK: I don't like simple women.
/hands Clark a Rubic’s cube/

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CLARK: Insert tab B into slot A. I read the books.
[Linked Image] Good thing Lois got such a thoughtful sister. /goes and buys Energizer stocks/

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RACHEL: *Now* he tells me!
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CLARK: Oh, they did. I missed it because I was doing homework.
LOIS: frown

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