Michael: Look. I'm almost all caught up!
<insert scene from The Graduate>
Hotter girl at Met-U. And she would even put out. Well, for him. If he’s editor.
Like Clark had time to search all the universities for women hotter than Lana when he already had, well, dating rights.
CLARK: I also like high maintenence. It's probably why I was never attracted to Cat.
CAT: I *CAN* be high maintenence.
True. He *must* have pushed her after he found out that she’s pregnant.
CLARK: But I WANTED to get married!
Poor guy. Really doesn’t have enough blood to go around, does he?
And nobody to give him a blood tranfusion.
<<shakes head sadly>> I don't pay close attention to scandals.
Hmm…possibly. But she was mad at the time.
Actually I believe she was trying to convince Clark that she loved Clark for himself not for his powers.
<picture usually associated with Virginia>
It's only a coincidence that Lana and I look alike. I swear. Just because we look similar and like to torture Clark, and Lois, and... Hey, look, something shiny!