Oooh! Double feedback!
Oh great. He got *another* girl knocked up and has to skip town before her father can track him down?
Clark: Damn alien DNA!
What did he do? Save Santa?
Sure. And as an added bonus, he now gets double the gifts every year.
WHITE: So, Kent, is it? Huh. Tales of the Yukon beaver and his hard work of building dams. I’m sorry, son, but this is the Daily Planet, not the Dawson Gazette. We report real news, not some story on $crooge McDuck’s days at the Klondike.
*telephone rings*
WHITE: Yes. I see. I understand. But Mr. McD— No. Certainly, sir. Thank you. A good day to y— Huh. He hung up. Well. Looks like you got yourself the job, Mr. Kent.
Yes, but Cam’s got a son. And a son who got his arm ripped off by S, for that matter.
Maybe he should start and see a shrink in Metropolis. I hear Dr. Friskin is quite good.
I hear sometimes red K shows up in her office. That seems to have a calming effect. Occasionally.
/imagines Clark standing up and pointing at the Pope/ “Trask! There, in the middle, don’t you see him? He’s the *Pope*!”
Well, Cam did always have that enigmatic smile.
The mascot of a donut shop?
In a schoolgirl outfit with odd colored hair?
Clark: Suddenly, the idea of flying around in Spandex sounds awesome.
Duh! They don’t have a Lois.
<nods>
He’s come a long way for a previously illiterate teenaged runaway.
He really has! <pats Clark on the head>
/waits for him to be the only foreign guard during a museum heist in the Egyptian Museum of Antiquities/
Oops!
Hey, maybe he gets lucky and his body will lose its invulnerability in death.
So...hooray for decay?
Never leave important work to a minion you haven’t trained and vetted yourself?
<nods>
To the happy-police with them!
Passersby:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Maybe if he shot Lois in the head and upper chest area several times from close range using a big caliber gun before dumping her body into a vat filled with steaming hydrochloric acid?
Tempus! Stop taking notes!
…only got three more months to go! Wait, that’s when Lois gets kind of lost in the Congo, isn’t it? Luckily, Clark might still be in Africa!
Maaaaaaybe!
So, we get to see her taking off to the Congo?
Kinda sorta?
Wait… She investigating Clark?
Nope. No Superman in this universe yet.
No, it’s the Congo after all.
<nods>
Well…it’s not *her* anniversary of meeting Pres. Presley.
Translation: Please! I so want to die a horrible death in a foreign country.
Perry: Well, when you put it that way...
So, how about a couple of bodyguards instead?
How about one unseen, really good looking one?
