“I hope you don’t mind me eating your food, but that Indian stuff just smelled off to me.” He shivered with disgust. “The last thing I need is to be on the toilet with the asteroid strikes. What a way to go, huh?”
I don't know if you meant
with the asteroid strikes or
when the asteroid strikes. Either way it is hilarious.
I sure hope I never get struck with the asteroid strikes. . . I should probably stay away from Indian food.
