Originally posted by rkn:
“I hope you don’t mind me eating your food, but that Indian stuff just smelled off to me.” He shivered with disgust. “The last thing I need is to be on the toilet with the asteroid strikes. What a way to go, huh?”
I don't know if you meant with the asteroid strikes or when the asteroid strikes. Either way it is hilarious.
I sure hope I never get struck with the asteroid strikes. . . I should probably stay away from Indian food.

Yikes! I knew the Ralph chain was bad...
I swear I think there must be a virus on my computer which changes words which were correct when I wrote them, so that they're incorrect by the time I post them.
Thanks for catching this. I've cured Jimmy's asteroid problem and he feels much better now.
JIMMY: Thanks. Phew.