Michael: wave Thanks again for all your wonderful comments.
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There there. People rarely die from ‘food’ bought Ralph’s restroom chain. You’ll probably see her again in the morning. If she manages to escape from Lex’s gilded cage.
CLARK: eek What?! Ralph's is a bad chain?...

I just had an clap

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<<Shoots self in foot>>
Is that the gun you were talking about earlier? I was wondering what Chekov was doing in my story.

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CLARK: Umm… Role play with Lois? She dresses up as Wonder Woman, I as Superman, and then bo-chicca-bow-wow.
JIMMY: Really? Do you need a Batman?

CLARK: No.

JIMMY: A Green Lantern?

CLARK: No.

JIMMY: A Robin?

CLARK: No.

JIMMY: A hotdog vendor?

CLARK: No.

JIMMY: A photographer?

CLARK: <<contemplates this for a minute, what Lois would say to that suggestion>>

<<LOIS: No!>>

CLARK: <<frowns>> No.

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Don’t worry, it’s likely that it will get to unpredictable very soon. And then, back to predictable again, when he comes to visit her on a nightly basis.
LOIS: <<Chained up in her copy-cat apartment>> Oh, look, it's the crazy multi-billionaire coming to ravish me again and hope I'll scream with pleasure. How exciting. Please note my sarcasm.

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The tranqs in the wine?
LEX: [Linked Image] I have no idea to what you're referring.

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No 2nd comma.
Thanks. I have no idea how that got in there. blush

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Loooo-isssssss…
Yes, I know she's not supposed to say 'yes' to dessert but that's a generic dessert. She's been given a dessert menu, much harder to resist.

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LOIS: The first and the last one? Now! <drool>
Pretty much.

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So, they’re going to have an orgy?
Well, this Clark does like chocolate now, so why hold back?

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Superman donates space suit to charity auction.
Dats the one.

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Maybe he should try putting the finger into the mixer?
CLARK: Is it Margarita time?

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And now he’s naked and probably holed up with some young heiress or a porn starlet or two.
Why not? It's what Bill Church, Jr. would do.

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Jimmy! What if it’s the Kents who have finally put out a hit on the guy who stole their dead son’s identity?
JIMMY: But... but... but... I *like* the Kents. They fed me when I was locked in the Sheriff's car.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.