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Option for sex on the ceiling.

Date call-me-Danielle(sic)?

Oh dear. She’s finally going mad.

See? See? /points to earlier FDK/

Yes, but the suite is only for high rollers. The slot-wranglers can just go and use the bathroom stall or the backseat of the hooker’s car.

He thinking of going all Another Lois on her?

/points again at Another Lois/

Depends on the effectiveness of the protection used? And the amount of cheap booze consumed in the decades after the fact?

See? Also, now he’s just incriminated himself. He’s so dead.

PERRY: Great. She slept with Kent and now he’s going to hand in a major investigative piece the next morning.

LEX: She’s a girl reporter and I had nothing to do with the last bit. This time. Not yet. I mean what are we talking about again?

She’s really good at investigating when she sets her mind to it?

He’s the illegitimate son of Pres. Garner and Mindy Cantoso of the New Troy Cantosos. This makes him second in line to the throne of the American Union and third in line to the entire East Coast Family, ECF for short. All he needs to do is take out five people, six if he wants to get rid of that one multi-billionaire in the Big Apricot, too, and rule unopposed in the post-Nightfall-scare world.

To be fair, she is exceptionally focused on the male anatomy.

Not yet.

RALPH: <<eek>> It wasn’t me! Just tell Kent that it wasn’t me. That smell ain’t not me, either. I’m leaving now. I hear they need a new reporter on the Aleutians.

She could always try to use a knife on him. Although if she uses the brand new kitchen knife and he tries to convince her to put it down, that might not actually constitute actual proof.

The nice, state-sponsored thug in a major’s uniform thinks differently.

Nooooo. He’s not got the cleavage for it. Although, putting him in a place where he can get ‘close’ to the DP’s leading lady might be a wise move. And if they do it right, he might not just get the scoop but destroy her in the process, too.

MAYSON:<<disagrees with that statement>>

/points at Lex/

Just tell him the truth. He’s the last son of a royal house that has come extinct in some unfortunate events back home and now he’s here incognito.

/waits for her to get mad all over again over the Met Sew Rec Fac incident/ After all, he did pull her out as Superman after ‘putting her there as Clark’.

LOIS: <<laugh>> No, he’s not Batman. I mean Bruce. Wayne. What. No. I meant…Oh shoot. Just don’t tell him, okay? I’ll even set him up with Cat.

/points at Rumple played by Robert Carlyle/

LOIS: <<eh>> I mean, no. *NO!* <<bangs head>> I’m a really bad girlfriend, ain’t I?

CLARK: Cat? Caaa—aaat! I’m done with that skank. Let’s shack up together.

Plus, she had just caught Clark inflagranti with the office trollop.

That was a *lot* of fun. But it was still two parts early