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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Eucalyptus-scented Vaseline?
CLARK: <<cries>>
LOIS: Fine! I'll take a shower, but you can't watch.

CLARK: drool Pret-ty Lady. Me, Cark. You, Lo-Lo?

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(Magnum Infinity with Chocolate)
ER: <ninner-ninner-nineer> @ LOIS
LOIS: hyper Lois? Lois? Are you going to untie me, now? Lois?

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CLARK: Hey, why is it considered funny and okay if Lois did that to me but if I did that to Lois, well… people would want to see me Ralphed?
I think it would depend on how he did it and whether he had Lois's consent. With men, consent is always assumed (unless of course, it wasn't Lois doing the abducting and ravishing).

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.