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LOIS: <<hands him that stuff coroners use under their noses so not to pass out while working on DBs.>>
Eucalyptus-scented Vaseline?
CLARK: razz
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RALPH: But I don't drool, steal food, pee everywhere, and try to hump...

LOIS: <<looks skeptical>>

RALPH: Well, okay. But I don't sniff everyone's butts!

LOIS: /thinks of that one time where she found Ralph’s nose print on her slacks bottoms/
PERRY: Now, Lois, that’s unfair. Ralph’s way too lazy for brownnosing.

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CAT: Oh, honey, I've been trying to explain for months what you two have been doing wrong.
He just wouldn’t listen. Maybe if they doused him with some green-K, strapped him down on a bed, and let Lois have her way with him?

CLARK: Hey, why is it considered funny and okay if Lois did that to me but if I did that to Lois, well… people would want to see me Ralphed?

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