Darth Michael: I see a light at the end of this backlog tunnel... Only 10 more until I catch up with Part 142. /EW does happy dance/
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“Who’s Kyle Griffin?” Clark asked,
ER: Lois’s first husband.
My, that would be awkward wouldn't it?

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LOIS: I’ll let Clark think it’s the first and the terrorists that it’s the last. [wickedly]
Ummm. To bother the heck out of Lex? Um... to bother the heck out of Clark?
LOIS: I'll take both for $200!

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Frankly, he didn’t care what the reason was, he was happy to have her there.
/Lois wiggles/
Clark was suddenly very happy to have her there.
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LOIS: Doubley-sure. Triplely sure! I'm your gal. You can count on me. My lips are sealed. Ooooh. Is that chocolate?

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And that’s with her not actually getting any. She’ll be a poodle once she’s convinced Clark to… stand his ground.
See, this is why she has to show her Mad Dog tendencies NOW, because she might not have the fire to earn any Kerth's after Clark's done with her.
CLARK: I'll never be 'done' with her.
CAT: [Linked Image] She doesn't deserve you, Clark.

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DP Headline: Hostage crisis in the newsroom – Lex Luthor shot while trying to be the first to flee.
A-ha! *Now* We know why Lex wanted to buy the Planet. It all makes sense.
LEX: First thing. I want a front page retraction that reads: "Daily Planet wrong. Luthor was shot while going for help."

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Lois been left alone too long? Again?
Yep. Lex made a move on her.

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The helpless damsel and love interest for both the hero and the villain of the play?
LOIS: Hey! That play is called *Lois* and Clark. L-O-I-S and Clark. I’m first. I’m the hero.
Pretty much.
LEX: And, Michael, I really appreciate you siding with me that Superman is a villain and I'm a hero.

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Remy allowed them to be freed all the while tying Lois down?
They were freed after she and Fuentes returned to Perry's office.

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Now, that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
CROOKS: And letting her talk isn’t?
CLARK: Well, they do have a point there, Lois. peep

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ER: [pats SM on the back]
SUPERMAN: Great. How shall I disarm this bomb now and still remain a gentleman?
LOIS: Don't act like a gentleman.
SUPERMAN: Now, that would be just... just... [Linked Image]
LOIS: See, I'm the brains of the outfit.

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Remote detonator?
Guess that's why they tied the bomb to Lois's chest with a great red bow.

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Asabi?
Or Wonder Woman.
LOIS: I vote Asabi!
SUPERMAN: Why not Wonder Woman? She seems nice enough.
LOIS: I don't trust her.

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ER: /always so excited when parts end with Lois strapped to a bomb/
LOIS: Gee, thanks. Now the EW will write more scenes like that.
SUPERMAN: /conflicted between working with Lois's chest on a regular basis and Lois being in danger/

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.