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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
And I believe the light looks something like this: [On-coming train]
No, that's the light at the end of the tunnel that has become my story.
LOIS: What did she say?
CLARK: I think she said one of us is going to die.
EW: [Linked Image]
CLARK: /thinks about this/ hyper clap
LOIS: Don't laugh at that! That's just *wrong* I tell you *wrong*.
JIMBO: I have my scholarship money here. Can I join in on the fun?

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LOIS: /to terrorists/ We surrender! Please, whatever you do don't kill our leader. /points to Lex/
LEX: /straightens tie/ I knew she'd come around eventually.
ER: He not so smart.
[Linked Image] Clone.

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EW: He's not that desperate, is he?
ER: No?
Give him time. He'll get there.
CLARK: What? shock

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EW: I bet $10K in quarters would do the trick just as well.
ER: That’s about 500 pounds (226,8kg to be precise). He’d have to put them all in a bag and then he should aim well or he might just injure them.
LEX: 50K then?

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CLARK: What? I can't have exclusions? That isn't fair.
CANON CLARK: He is so defective. I still talk to Father O’Lonaghan about how I couldn’t save Lex from the collapsing subway station after he again tried to kill me and Lois.
CANON LOIS: And I keep talking to Dr. Friskin about how my husband just can't accept that Lex really isn't dead, he's just biding his time before he makes his next strike.

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CLARK: No, it just makes Superman a marshmallow.
ER: White and sticky?
[Linked Image]

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And Russian mobsters.
So, I should rent my accent... er... typing skills out to Sue?

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LOIS: Doubley-sure. Triplely sure! I'm your gal. You can count on me. My lips are sealed. Ooooh. Is that chocolate?
ER: Does that mean if they consummate, he doesn’t remember and Lois isn’t telling, then the curse won’t know?
HERB: I don't think curses work in that manner.

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LEX: And, Michael, I really appreciate you siding with me that Superman is a villain and I'm a hero.
ER: Maybe they should have used a vat that’s not previously been used to cook meth in when they grew him?
DR. LEEK: blush

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SUPERMAN: Why not Wonder Woman? She seems nice enough.
LOIS: I don't trust her.
ER: Read too many Terry stories lately?
LOIS: Well, those, and the New 52s.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.