Hi Vicki!

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The only real specifications were that someone's secret be revealed. This is what my twisted muse came up with.
Superman: Lois, I can’t bowl.

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"You can't honestly tell me that you, of all people, aren't all about sports competition, Mr. College Football Player."
No, he was more in it for the cheerleaders. And they really were in it for the looks of the players.

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"And a high school friend went to college on a bowling scholarship."
Sounds like a more sound argument than the one she made for ‘chumpy’.

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He wasn't even trying to do poorly, to maintain his cover and to make Lois happy.
:rolleyes: He’s not a smart one, is he? Lois doesn’t like to win like that. She wants a competition. She wants to put come out ahead because she’s better than he is, not because he’s got no idea about what goes where.

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"I thought the winner was supposed to buy?" Clark said, grinning. "You know. Nurse my deflated ego and all."
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Since it was the middle of the afternoon on a weekday, relatively few people were in the bowling alley.
Playing hooky?

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But all of the proceeds were going to charity, so how could he possibly say no?
You start with your teeth together, then you open your mouth while exhaling, trying to produce a sound.

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. It was funny, in a way. She could have Superman if only she would give Clark a chance,
LOIS: I don’t that’s funny at all.

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"I didn't know you ate with your left hand," Lois observed.

Clark swallowed before answering. "Sometimes, yeah."

"How come?"

"I don't know," he replied, shrugging. "I just do, sometimes. I guess it's a habit I've had since I was a kid. I'm not even sure when it started, to be perfectly honest. Why?"
[Linked Image] Seeeeecret!

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"And that's the end of the game," Lois announced. "I win."
Did he really just buy food right before the end of that round?

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"If it wasn't for the gutter, I think my balls would be homeless. Err, I mean...well...you know." He blushed as the double meaning that his words held hit him.
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