Okay, I think I've got this. Super shorts, I've read.

Oh, and followed by chocolate chip cookies! (Then watched "Hanzel and Gretal: Witch Hunters" - Very disappointed. Only watch it if you like bloody death scenes.)
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QUOTES:
1. Bakasi "The Lunkheads"
2. Bobbart "Santa's Helper"
3. RodStewFan "Paint Fight"
4. Lynn SM "The (Semi) Annual Safety Seminar"
5. VirginiaR (or ME) "For a High Flying Time, Call..."
6. Queen of Capes (aka Mary Potts) "Living the Dream"
7. Lonnie "Afternoon in the Life of a Working Mom"
8. Ultra Lucille "Strange Revelexations"
9. Annie B "Terrible Teen Paranormal Romance"
10. ??? No idea. Morgana's "A Lovely Smile"?
11. Um... Isn't that a quote from canon? No idea.
EXCERPTS:
1-5. Same as Quotes
6. Sticking with my quotes guess.
7. Same as Quotes
8. Almost changed it to Mouserocks "I hate cheese" but it's not, so sticking with my quotes guess.
9. Same as Quotes
10. Nope, isn't Morgana's story. Completely blanking.
11. Another quote from canon. ?? So, again, no idea.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Will come back later with these, have to run.
So, far:
Mouserocks: I hate Cheese
Ultra Lucille: Camembert