Er... why?

Interesting, unique, and somewhat amusing request, but... why?

Paul

(Clark opened the phone book, hoping to find Stephanie Wong's number. He flipped to the Ws and started reading.

"Wong, A (219)555-3476. No, that's not it. Wong, Amy (219)555-8721. No, that's not it. Wong, Aron (219)555-2298. That's not it, either...")

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.