Meerkat I liked your take.
"Actually, I'm trying to block him--and you--out so I can listen to a TV show in the next apartment building."
Oh I wish I had superpowers sometimes. What a great escape at times like these.
Yet even listening to TV still could not end the snore fest.
And now, please welcome our honored guest, Superman, who will be doing the honors of cutting the ribbon!"
Lois turned to Clark, who was slumped in his chair, softly snoring. A tiny dribble of drool ran down his chin.
"Uh, Clark," she whispered, shoving at him. "You're supposed to be doing ribbon-cutting."
"Oh, right,"
Good job.
TLAT
