E!

Wa-- a -e---d... Wa-- a -e---d! ---- a- -h--, y--- m--her'- ha-- ----er E-a-a, by y-ur --a-d-a-her'- -e---d marr-a-e, marr-ed --r her -h-rd marr-a-e a ma- -amed --a--ey -u-e--.

--h! - -ever ---ed -ha- -uy.

A-d --a--e- wa-, -- -a--, m- -rea- Au-- Ed-a'- --- -u- -- wed---- -- a ma- -amed Dave W-----. U---e Dave, wh- -he -a-er ma---ed bu- --- u---- her marr-a-e -- U---e Harve-.

-h-- -- a ---h-mare!

We-- -uz, y-ur --a-e -r m--e?

Awww, at first I read that as 'alien language' and I got all happy...

Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*