Aaah! So *that's* where my Muse was!! That explains it.
ROTFL, Wendy! That was hilarious and brilliant; I loved every line. Very witty and funny.
Hurrah for semi-colons and ellipses! I love both so there.
K;a...e;t...h;e...l
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend. - Is that what we are? - Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
That was hilarious and brilliant; I loved every line. 
Very witty and funny.
