-- Response to Darth Michael's FDK - Continued --They’d have to find a thunderstorm first.
Well, technically, she could go in a ship.
CAT: /wonders why Lois and Clark are playing poker while dressed/
PERRY: Which is why Cat Grant wasn't invited back to poker a second time.
Catty, huh? She could still have had more fun before…
LOIS: Clark was supposed to be listening to ME! My cattiness was justified. Also, I said 'now'. Clearly, she's had more fun previously.
“Good thing you’ll be right there to catch them for us, then,” he replied. “Partner.”
Thin ice there, Clark.
Isn't he implying that Lois never would let a story slip between her fingers?
“...to hold up your end”?
LOIS: Did he just refer to… /splat/
CLARK: I never said anything about touching your... uh-hem... 'end'. Although... /fades off into daydream land, again/
LOIS:
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Doing a report on the little Earth woman to send back to his handlers on Krypton?
NOR: So what you're saying is that Earth women are too difficult to tame and we should try to colonize another planet?
Sounds so perfectly harmless…
CLARK: It Was!
LOIS: Of course Clark doesn't. IT was just a joke.
CLARK:
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Meeeeooooowwww! Also TVTropes: /watch out for European stereotypes/
They weren't Swedish.
Awww…Lois thinks she has feminine wiles /ER knows he's about to get his head bashed in/
LOIS: I have wiles! Clark! /hits her partner/ Tell Michael I have wiles.
CLARK: Tons of them!
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LOIS: See. Wait. Was that sarcastic or did you just call me fat?
CLARK:
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Like Anya did with Xander in Buffy episode ‘Hush’?
CLARK: They most certainly did not!
LOIS: I saw what I saw.
Trying to dodge a bullet?
CLARK: No. Why?
Actually…
/diagram of dating range/
Still…Clark’s 28 so his dating pool starts at 20, making them still girls either way. But Lois would fall smack in the middle.
CLARK: But they weren't Lois, therefore, they weren't in my dating range.
Also, it could lead to a make-out session.
I don't think that's allowed unless they're dating.
“College girls gone wild”?
Twenty four is over college age, isn't it?
PARTY COLLEGES: It is?
Extremly catty. I’d say there’s a lot of girls standing around on street corners that are dressed just like those women.
LOIS: We don't walk in those neighborhoods and anyway, they're usually in bed when we walk to work.
I thought she’d decided they’re women. She really does want it both ways, doesn’t she?
HE must call them women. As a woman SHE may refer to them as 'girls', because she doesn't want him to think of them as being old enough for him to date.
CLARK:
PERRY: Son, it's just best not to try to understand them.
“I’ll admit that Toni Taylor irked me, but I was not jealous!” Lois insisted.
Riiiight.
LOIS: See? He said I’m right.
CLARK: Suuuuuure.
LOIS: See, even you agree.
Well…Lois sure looked the part when she tried to get with Stoke.
You mean the shorty-shorts?
“What was I supposed to do? Head butt her?”
ER: /thinks that's a good idea/
Didn't Dr. Baines already turn on the chemicals before she kissed Clark, though?
He could have moderated, couldn’t he have.
CLARK: I don't head butt people often, but the last time I tried to do it with a soccer ball it ended up orbiting the moon. I know, I saw it when I went to stop Nightfall.
LOIS: If the woman is hot, it doesn't matter to the human male.
CLARK: /phew/ That clears me then.
LOIS: Why?
CLARK: Um... er... because Miranda wasn't hot?
Possibly.
He's tried that but it doesn't make her any more interested in him.
But what if she gets kidnapped over there?
He's still watching her, but from across the street.
CLARK: Doubtful, but yes.
CLARK: Yep, that's what that wall looks like.
The question was would she like what she saw?
LOIS: /drooling over Clark/
CLARK: Nope. Inconclusive. I just can't tell if she likes me.
RALPH: /does not compute/
CLARK: See, there are differences between lunkheads and idiots.
One might think she did it on purpose to get him out of there.
LOIS: /mumbling through her full mouth/ I have no idea to what you could be referring. /glances over at Clark's still full plate./ It doesn't look like he's going to eat that...
Oh-oh. He called her a girl.
MIKE LANE: Hey! She’s outside my acceptable dating pool, thus I can call her a girl!
Linda is young enough to be his daughter, so girl is appropriate.
Maybe he's stalking Kent.
LOIS: Not on purpose!
Isn’t she appreciative of him?
No that might make him suspicious.
Of course he’s swearing about the boyscout in blue streaking.
SUPERMAN: I was clothed the whole time.
LOIS:
You were?
Couldn’t they outsource the call center to India like they do with software support?
I don't think that would be popular with the general public.
Lois Lane is in love and willing to admit it. The world must be ending. I think end of the world classifies as an emergency, don’t you think?
Good one!
OPERATOR: So, you’re not in any present danger, then?
LOIS: Only in breaking my heart by telling my partner that I love him.
OPERATOR: Oh, why didn't you say so? We'll have emergency personnel sent to your location immediately.
This was great fun. Just lighthearted fluff. Simply adorable!
Thank you. I was going for Romantic Comedy.
