CLARK: I agree with Lois. Sometimes the truth can't be proven.
Like how a Clark loves a Lois?
CLARK: I like the green one. It tastes like apples.
LOIS: Only boring people consider real news boring.
PERRY: /tries to impart the secrets of the trade/ Readers pay your salary, Lois.
LOIS: I thought I had to dress up in girly clothes for the billboard so readers would continue to pay my salary?
DIRT DIGGER: “Superman has time for quicky while building is burning next door”
SUPERMAN: No... Lois was busy across... I mean, I certainly did not!
Wonder what Wonder Women would think about that.
NATIONAL WHISPER: Superman abandons DC for Marvel because their heroes are prettier.
CLARK: /worried about Lois and Wonder Woman teaming up on him/ I'm so dead.
Oops?
Plus, I covered that it would make a time-anomaly.
It would?
SUPERMAN: You know a female Kryptonian? Are YOU from Krypton Lois? /No way! That’s so cool! Wait, is she my cousin?/ How come I never saw it?
LOIS: /can’t believe she’s found Dumb and Dumber in a single person with multiple personalities/ Clark's the smart one.
ER: So, one shouldn’t mention to Lois that Clark had just admitted to having studied the practice of law?
No, she'd probably start off on a bunch of lawyer jokes.
On the plus side, it would make Clark and Mayson a much better match.
LOIS: What do you get for killing two lawyers trying to make a third?
CLARK:
LOIS: A commendation.
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