Darth Michael: Thank you for the wonderful feedback, Michael.
Michael: /Scratches his head/
Apparently, you don't appreciate my use of
Elvis song titles as my chapter headings.
What’s he up to. Is he going to assign Lois to cover the harem of the visiting New Kryptonian prince?
In S2?
Aww…Lex has such oldfashioned manners, asking the father of his interest for her price in goats.
PERRY: How much will my circulation go up?
CLOIS: Not true. I tried to tell her to bugger off and leave Clark to me but she wouldn’t listen.
LOIS: For the 7,000th time,
you aren't me!
LEX: Jerking things in regards to Lois is fun. Chains. Leashes. Whatever.
Exactly!
Looks like he switched from Elvis to classical string music.
Playing her like a violin? My Elvis stories are a bit rusty.
So the editors will have to remove some of the more colorful adjectives and prose?
That's why they earn the big bucks!
Yes, but most of those other men didn’t actually *kill* an effigy of her.
PERRY: Details. Details.
When was the incident where she lost all her data because she ‘didn’t need backup’?
Operation Blackout?
How about how a pregnant reporter can still bring in a criminal mastermind *and* rescue Superman in the process.
CAT: /wave/
LOIS: See? Already proven.
And Lois isn't pregnant.
LOIS: See, first to get pregnant, we have to visit the other side of the boards...
CLARK: There's another side to these boards?
LOIS:
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/shock/ /jawdrop/ Is she worried he might forgo nookie if she keeps this from him?
Why would she want to keep it from him?
One wonders if Lex was the one to suggest they key Superman.
LEX:
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Well…it’s only a jail. It’s not like it’s the Moon or something.
Hmmmm. It's really been a while since I read about Clark and Lori traveling to the moon.
No, the clone’s the one who’s Sloppy Joe.
MINDY: Oh, really? I didn't think so.
Well, other than that?
No? Does that mean Lois isn’t a means to ease Superman’s sexual tensions, either?
CLARK: /uh/ I guess, we could equip Superman with a spy mode…
CLARK: Um... I'm going to go with... I mean... /starts spinning/
SUPERMAN: I'm going to go with "No Comment!"
That’s just good business acumen.
Potato. Tomato.
LEX: Hello, Wanda. I’m Kent.
LOIS: /Waves hi/
LOIS: That will never happen with me!
Also, very ominous gun right there on the wall…
So, he's going to shoot Lois for interviewing Luthor in jail? That doesn't seem right.
When was that? When Lex shot him?
Lex never shot Clark. He shot Lois. And yes, that's when Superman lost his temper.
During their engagement, too?
Oh, good. That came through.
He *is* living together with a male superhero and doing everything in his power to abstain from intimate interactions with his ‘girlfriend’.
LOIS: Hmmm. If I mention it to Clark that way, maybe he'll try to prove me wrong...
He should remember that annoyed Lois is supposedly sexier than happy Lois.
Only to Clark.
LEX:
And psychos.
CLARK: Hey!
So, you is thinking that Mr. Henderson speak good English then. Huh?
EW:
Okay, fixed.
HENDERSON: I was thinking tequila.
Although, some say, that’s exactly why she’s with Clark.
Let's just say that Clark's bigger where it counts.
LEX:
My wallet's bigger than his.
Oh, that’s the route he’s going? He actually hoping she might believe this?
LEX: What? She bought that I was Kent, didn't she?
Because he couldn’t solve a case without Lane’s assistance if his stint on Lois&Clark dependent on it?
That's why in S2, he moved to Law&Order:SVU, right?
He going for the insanity plea?
LOIS: It's called the BS plea.
Maybe they should remove said books?
HENDERSON: I'm in agreement there.
Buuuuurn!
LEX: Wrongful imprisonment?
He almost sounds like he’s disassociated himself from this part of his story and transferred it to the clone.
ARIANNA: See, mentally unbalance. You should really transfer him to my highly secure Luthor House for the Mentally Unstable.
No sane man would ever wish to marry me?” She burst into chuckles. “I might have to agree with you on that one, Lex.”
CLARK: /now, now, Lois, that isn't nice/
LOIS: You, Clark Kent, haven't seriously asked me to marry you, have you?
CLARK: I was serious!
LOIS: Ha! Delusional. I rest my case.
And does he feel like Whoopie Goldberg?
No.
Henderson?
Lex?
Clark?
All of the above?
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I apologize for posting late this week. Wait. Did I even prep this week's part yet?
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Okay. REALLY, late this week. May I use the excuse that my muse visited the dark side and is now holding me hostage there until I finish my current Wrong Clark distraction?
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Thanks for your fun comments. I really enjoy reading them. I'll post again soon (like Clark Kent soon, not like soon for me).
