But that's where the fun comes in; the more obscure the better.
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Clark's MOVED to Earth. He's not visiting.
ICE AGENT: Good to know. Now let’s go and check out his paperwork

CLARK: Am I the only one here with one foot in reality?
/points at other foot already hovering in the air/
CLARK: I said *one* foot!
Yes, but canon Clark didn't need pressure.
ALT-LOIS:

/dials/ Dr. Klein? Yes, it’s Lois Lane. Yes, it concerns Superman. I think he might be defective.
You should! The more you watch, the more things like pagers, cell phones, and screen savers look like ancient technology.
I know. It’s hard to believe that it’s been merely *10* years since the advent of smartphones – aka mobile fanfic consummation devices. Phones have been so *small* before that!
LOIS: That's why I always carry this cyanide pill with me.
CLARK: shock: /applies super glue to his hand and clasps it on her shoulder/
(Muse really put me behind on WC.)
Capricious little buggers, huh?

Michael