Apparently, you don't appreciate my use of Elvis song titles as my chapter headings.
I only recognize the most prevalent classics
But that's where the fun comes in; the more obscure the better.
ER: What’s he up to. Is he going to assign Lois to cover the harem of the visiting New Kryptonian prince?
EW: In S2?
ER: Well…there *is* a New Kryptonian prince visiting. He’s just incognito. Like Eddie Murphy was in Coming to America.
Clark's MOVED to Earth. He's not visiting.
Aww…Lex has such oldfashioned manners, asking the father of his interest for her price in goats.
PERRY: How much will my circulation go up?
LOIS: I guess I should feel offended, but…circulation!
CLARK: Am I the only one here with one foot in reality?
CLOIS: Not true. I tried to tell her to bugger off and leave Clark to me but she wouldn’t listen.
LOIS: For the 7,000th time, you aren't me!
CLOIS: But it’s only Clark’s opinion that counts. And *I* don’t pressure him into sex.
Yes, but canon Clark didn't need pressure.
ER: When was the incident where she lost all her data because she ‘didn’t need backup’?
EW: Operation Blackout?
ER: /mutters about really needing to rewatch…/
You should! The more you watch, the more things like pagers, cell phones, and screen savers look like ancient technology.
CLARK: There's another side to these boards?
LOIS: /realizes she’ll have to start with the birds and the bees/
CLARK: /flips open The Care and Training of Concubines/ Oh, look! It’s an MiB cross-ov…Lois is doing *what* to Kal-El /shock/
LOIS: Clark? Clark! Strange, he was here a minute ago.
NFIC BOARDS:
Sorry, Lois, he's moved over here. We'll send him back as soon as he's finished reading.
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EW: Why would she want to keep it from him?
ER: Because Clark doesn’t like it when Lois goes to visit her ex-fiancé.
That was old girlfriend Lois. This is NEW girlfriend Lois.
ER: Shiv her?
EW: Well, other than that?
ER: Pay a guard or ten and use his prison power to have her kidnapped into his private cell for some…faux-wedding-night activities?
LOIS: That's why I always carry this cyanide pill with me.
He should remember that annoyed Lois is supposedly sexier than happy Lois.
Only to Clark.
LEX: /would like to be included in that group/
And psychos.
CLARK: Hey!
ER: So, basically, only to psychotic stalkers?
CLARK: Well, he's got me there.
Oh, that’s the route he’s going? He actually hoping she might believe this?
LEX: What? She bought that I was Kent, didn't she?
CLARK: That’s nothing. She even thought that Superman is a real person!
LEX: Huh?
CLARK: Erm…
EW: May I use the excuse that my muse visited the dark side and is now holding me hostage there until I finish my current Wrong Clark distraction?
ER: /eyes dark side/ Ohhhhh!
Will start posting during my next WC hiatus after I post Part 228 (Muse really put me behind on WC.)
