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Apparently, you don't appreciate my use of Elvis song titles as my chapter headings.
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I only recognize the most prevalent classics
What’s he up to. Is he going to assign Lois to cover the harem of the visiting New Kryptonian prince?
In S2?
Well…there *is* a New Kryptonian prince visiting. He’s just incognito. Like Eddie Murphy was in Coming to America.
Aww…Lex has such oldfashioned manners, asking the father of his interest for her price in goats.
PERRY: How much will my circulation go up?
LOIS: I guess I should feel offended, but…circulation!
CLOIS: Not true. I tried to tell her to bugger off and leave Clark to me but she wouldn’t listen.
LOIS: For the 7,000th time, you aren't me!
CLOIS: But it’s only Clark’s opinion that counts. And *I* don’t pressure him into sex.
Looks like he switched from Elvis to classical string music.
Playing her like a violin?
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When was the incident where she lost all her data because she ‘didn’t need backup’?
Operation Blackout?
/mutters about really needing to rewatch…/
LOIS: See, first to get pregnant, we have to visit the other side of the boards...
Speaking of…
CLARK: There's another side to these boards?
LOIS: /realizes she’ll have to start with the birds and the bees/
CLARK: /flips open The Care and Training of Concubines/ Oh, look! It’s an MiB cross-ov…Lois is doing *what* to Kal-El
EW: Why would she want to keep it from him?
Because Clark doesn’t like it when Lois goes to visit her ex-fiancé.
Hmmmm. It's really been a while since I read about Clark and Lori traveling to the moon.
Someone needs to re-read the Home series?
Shiv her?
Well, other than that?
Pay a guard or ten and use his prison power to have her kidnapped into his private cell for some…faux-wedding-night activities?
LEX: Hello, Wanda. I’m Kent.
LOIS: /Waves hi/
LOIS: That will never happen with me!
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WANDA: Kent?
When was that? When Lex shot him?
Lex never shot Clark. He shot Lois. And yes, that's when Superman lost his temper.
Him. Her. Whatever…
CAT:
LOIS: Hmmm. If I mention it to Clark that way, maybe he'll try to prove me wrong...
He should remember that annoyed Lois is supposedly sexier than happy Lois.
Only to Clark.
LEX: /would like to be included in that group/
And psychos.
CLARK: Hey!
So, basically, only to psychotic stalkers?
So, you is thinking that Mr. Henderson speak good English then.
Bleach?
HENDERSON: I was thinking tequila.
Let's just say that Clark's bigger where it counts.
LEX: /is very confident/ My wallet's bigger than his.
HOOKERS:
Oh, that’s the route he’s going? He actually hoping she might believe this?
LEX: What? She bought that I was Kent, didn't she?
CLARK: That’s nothing. She even thought that Superman is a real person!
LEX: Huh?
CLARK: Erm…
Because he couldn’t solve a case without Lane’s assistance if his stint on Lois&Clark dependent on it?
That's why in S2, he moved to Law&Order:SVU, right?
ARIANNA: See, mentally unbalance. You should really transfer him to my highly secure Luthor House for the Mentally Unstable.
LEX:
LOIS: You, Clark Kent, haven't seriously asked me to marry you, have you?
CLARK: I was serious!
LOIS: Ha! Delusional. I rest my case.
Wonder if she realizes that he’ll only ever though her below the demarcation line after they have been sanctioned by a minister of the Church of Elvis.
PERRY: I hereby declare you partners. Do *not* visit the storage closet for anything other than retrieving office supplies.
Henderson?
Lex?
Clark?
All of the above?
Clark. I think.
May I use the excuse that my muse visited the dark side and is now holding me hostage there until I finish my current Wrong Clark distraction?
/eyes dark side/ Ohhhhh!
Thanks for your fun comments. I really enjoy reading them.
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Michael
