“What, is Pearl Jam playing here too?”
Not here while they were not only sharing a hotel room, but a bed as well
Another 'only one bed!'
The obvious author is LoveTVfan, but I'm guessing KSaraSara.
Or that could all be a wonderfully crafted red herring. I did enjoy the Glass Tiger lyrics at the end (A Canadian based band, the song featuring a London born - but of Scottish heritage -, Rod Stewart).
