This is great stuff! We'll have to have Wendy play you music more often, if this is what it inspires.
Your portrayal of Claude is great.
Ahem, part 2?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.