Wow! People from Metropolis sure have to travel far to see cows.
And here I thought it's just a 20 miles down the road...
/Psst. Mrs. Irig died back before Clark graduated from high school. Remember how he reminensed her carmel apples?/
Huh, that's new. Did she and Clark have a Mrs. Robinson/Benjamin Braddock situation going and Martha found out? And then Martha bear protected her cub from the cougar.
Maybe Doc Quack likes to be bitten?
What? Are you saying that Clark liked it when the Prankster disrobed Lois?
Are you saying he preferred Lois fully clothed? But why are you even implying that it was *that* freezing scene?
Oh, sorry, I thought I explained how Lex died.
Gunshot wound.
He could always go with the oft used, "I thought I heard someone coming."
/imagines Clark doing this repeatedly until Lois breaks her patella.
Yep, it's one of those weeks with dates in it.
Michael
