Sydney: 
Not really, Clark. It's something .... green.
CLARK: Is it a new kind of vegitable that can end world hunger?
TEMPUS (yes, I know, he doesn't exist) : <evil grin>
Yes, I can picture Tempus smiling at this point too.
Should she have suggested he x-ray the box first?
Of course, she doesn't know! She is Martha...
He loves her, but who knows, in this dimension, maybe she and Jonathan are really EVIL. You never know. It's possible.
That's one of my favorite paragraphs. It always makes me cry.
Shaving is such a right of passage for a young man, and I can imagine poor alt-Clark not being able to use a razor to shave his first stubble, and not knowing what to do. Not knowing who he can ask, or who he can trust. It must have been a very trying time for him.
MARTHA and JONATHAN: We know that!
MARTHA: Yes, dear, it's kind of obvious.
