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No, I was thinking general purpose bicycle, motorcycle, ski, or army helmet. Just something to protect his noggin.
LOIS: Hmmmm. In that case, maybe we should make it a Roman helmet. I'm sure Lex has one he could borrow. As long as Clark wears those Roman military skirt (or would be kilt?) things. drool Hey, you know, Clark, with your helmet hair you almost look like...

CLARK: <nervously> Yes?

LOIS: Ralph.

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/waits till he’s recovered before introducing him to Wonder Woman/
LOIS: [Linked Image] Don't you dare! <searches Smallville for Kryptonite so Clark never recovers fully>

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.