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As long as Clark wears those Roman military skirt (or would be kilt?) things. [Drool] Hey, you know, Clark, with your helmet hair you almost look like...
Hmm… I think that reminds me of the Roman scene from Mel Brooks History of the World. They were testing the eunuch guards.

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quote: /waits till he’s recovered before introducing him to Wonder Woman/

LOIS: <Disagrees with previous suggestion> Don't you dare! <searches Smallville for Kryptonite so Clark never recovers fully>
ER: confused So, you *don’t* like competition? I thought you thrived on winning? Or do you suddenly not wish to apply yourself to Clark?

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