Michael:; Sometimes being an EW has drawbacks, like inspiring ER to do evil things.

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ER: Clark, this is her ticked-off backside. I recommend you rush after her, strip naked, and start kissing her shoulder.
CLARK: Er... Um... But wouldn't that seem a bit desperate?

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ER: /checks Kryptonite cufflinks just to be sure/
Michael, have you met evil Lois?

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I think ‘trade paperback’, the glued-back comic collections.
Oh, that one. [Linked Image]

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Umm… I was a model to pay for rent a couple months back. I’m just glad this is one of those and not from the nude art class at college.

LOIS: <goes and gets enrolled in artsy college courses>
/Psst. Lois, he'll model nude for you anytime, you don't need to join an art class./

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I’m thinking she got distracted again…
LOIS: drool Huh... what?... Did you say something... drool

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/hands Clark a helmet/

CLARK: What’s that for?

ER: /points at angry Lois/

CLARK: <hides behind wall> Oh boy.
CLARK: I love playing the Roman and the Amazonian serving wench!

EW: [Linked Image] Well, that explains a lot.

LOIS: Doesn't it? I always wondered why the more I hit him the more he stuck around.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.