Ooooh! Is this going to be another part about Clark’s exes?
Apparently, it had been her own brother who had stolen her purse that summer before college.
/imagines mugging and stuff/ What a *creep*.
Max continued to borrow a little more money, here and there, to finance his fun that summer and a trip to Six Flags Texas with some friends.
Is he now serving a life sentence for continuing to rob, do stuff, and murder young women at Six Flags?
Would she have accepted his super status with all the enthusiasm of Lois or shut it away like Lana?
Well, she was military, so she might have dug up some crystals and tried to vanquish the alien threat.
Without being obsessed with Lana, would he have made the trip to Metropolis earlier, possibly in time to save his Lois from her fate?
That would have been awkward.
“Max is sheriff?” he asked skeptically, hoping that he had misheard.
Hank glanced around and lowered his voice. “Unfortunately.”
They started with anyone who was associated or friends with the Irigs.
So, the Kents?
but Shirley had put her foot down. He had two, (three while Clark resided with them) growing children to care for; therefore, she insisted that his business and keeping the food on the table were his priorities.
but dating while both lived under his roof was completely unacceptable,
Can you imagine *that* gossip?
“When Sheriff Harris had a heart attack last year, Max promoted himself up from deputy
So, Max put some potassium chloride into his dad’s beer?
and took over his dad’s duties as if he were Prince John to Sheriff Harris’s King Richard, not that Sheriff Harris could be considered a good King Richard in any respects.”
So, getting arrested in Smallville is worse than getting arrested by a stereotypical Middle-to-South American militia captain? And Clark doesn’t even have his powers to protect Lois from the frequent dangers of prison in such an environment.
“I couldn’t get a job in town, being Walt’s best bud and all, other than security guard at the bank.”
But he’s the guy who took Lana away from Walt! Wouldn’t that show the world that he’s broken up with his best bud? Plus, wouldn’t the Town Banker hold significant sway over the townsfolk if they misbehaved like that?
“As if it were my fault what happened to Rachel or Walt.”
Yes, it is. Had he not taken Lana away from Walt, Rachel would still be alive.
A stocky girl with straight red hair and freckles came up to Lana and slipped her hand around her forearm.
Rachel’s daughter with Clark?
