CLARK: What can I say? I like girls who bounce.
/watches as Clark gets distracted by the Baywatch opening credits/
quote: EW: But, technically, THAT Walt didn't rape Rachel, or he'd already be dead.
ER: Aren’t those details?
Are they? Sorry, your honor, that should have read "alledgedly raped Rachel". Also, as far as Clark knows Walt is still alive and kicking in alt-dimension.
No, I meant who cares if he did it. He’s still a bad guy and works great as target practice.
quote:HANK: What? It’s better than not have her at all.
CLARK: That's debateable.
Yah yah yah, Mr. Big City Buck Shot. Out here in the boonies, we take what we can get into our beds.
RACHEL: I would think so. And yet, I never got chocolate’s form him on subsequent Valentine’s Days.
quote: Throws condom onto bed and locks Lois and Clark in bedroom. Only one way to find out [Evil]
Nine months later, Lois is released and arrested for the disappearance of fameous FDKer.
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