Michael: Why look! You're the first one in this time.

Once again, thank you for your funny and in-depth FDK!
LOIS: <mad> That *stupid* moron. Who does he think he is? Superman?
CLARK: Well, actually...
LOIS: <Holding up her hand> Don't even think about going there.
LOIS: <practically wetting her pants in worry> Clark! Clarkie-bear! <mascara running down her cheeks> Wake up! Please! I love you. I never meant to actually leave you. Please. I’ll even stop seeing Lex.
CLARK: /Presses kiss to her lips/ Gotcha!
LOIS:
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I knew that! I was just testing you.
CLARK: <rubbing jaw> Then why did you slug me?
LOIS: Because you deserved it.
Make her feel guilty, huh?
Well, maybe, perhaps, just a little bit.
Don’t worry, he isn’t wearing his long underwear today.
Afraid she might find him dead.
That last qualifier is mighty important.
/waves hand in another so-so gesture/ I’m going to get carpal-tunnel syndrome if this keeps up.
But it had been Trask’s gun that had exploded twice. Or did it literally explode?
The scene had been from Clark’s POV. He turned to push Lois away, and assumed that both shots had come from Trask’s gun.
He was a psychopathic killer. Hmm…
Probably best not to make that comparison.
Couldn’t he delegate that to Darlene?
DARLENE: If I have to fill out that paperwork, I’ll willingly go back to slinging hash for Maisie.
MAX: Anyway, she might fill it out wrong. (i.e. correctly)
He’s gonna get himself shot.
That would be a lot of witnesses for Max to shoot to keep it under wraps.
Nah, I’d expect her to run for Sheriff.
This is assuming that Lois would ever live in Smallville willingly.
Got his uniforms in my secret compartment back home.
That explains why Clark thinks he’s Superman, but it doesn’t explains Trask’s assumption.