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Why look! You're the first one in this time.
blush Yeah. Sunday, before people are really done with their Sunday morning coffee and it’s already afternoon over here…

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Once again, thank you for your funny and in-depth FDK!
You’re very welcome smile

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CLARK: Well, actually...

LOIS: <Holding up her hand> Don't even think about going there.
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LOIS: <pretending to be displeased> I knew that! I was just testing you.
And yet, she still allowed him a kiss.

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CLARK: <rubbing jaw> Then why did you slug me?

LOIS: Because you deserved it.
[Linked Image] Also, limited time offer only.

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CLARK: KryptonianS? As in there's more than me? [Shock]
[Linked Image] But we don’t talk about them much.

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CLARK: No point in wearing the super suit when I'm not 'super' at the moment.
Keeps him warm?

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Okay, so sometimes I pay a little homage to those movies I love.
clap It’s fun pointing them out and more fun being correct about said pointer.

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quote: Or the estrogen at the sight of the big alpha male protecting her and stuff.

LOIS: Well, as long as it’s biological and not mental…
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But I can see why it slipped from your memory with all that delicious pasta and sauce from that scene to distract you.
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The scene had been from Clark’s POV. He turned to push Lois away, and assumed that both shots had come from Trask’s gun.
notworthy

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Probably best not to make that comparison.
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That would be a lot of witnesses for Max to shoot to keep it under wraps.
That’s what a American knock-off of the AK-47 in his trunk is for.

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This is assuming that Lois would ever live in Smallville willingly.
If she grew up there, got knocked up at 16 by that Kent boy who lives with that foster family all the way down Main…

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quote: Got his uniforms in my secret compartment back home.

That explains why Clark thinks he’s Superman, but it doesn’t explains Trask’s assumption.
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HERB: Tempus, you believed him because you’ve know about it since you were in diapers.
TEMPUS: Oh, will you just shut up?

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For some reason, I don’t think anyone is going to confuse Clark the 31 year old with Clark the 3 month old.
No, the double from the impersonation-agency in uh..Season Two?

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MAX: Hey, you available, beautiful.
LOIS: Sure, when the world ends and no other men (or women) exist, give me a call.
RALPH: Oooooooooh!
LEX: Finishes with remaining woman and kills her before shooting Ralph. So, where were we? [Linked Image]

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But then I realized you meant LITERALLY. So, [Laugh] <<blushing>>
[Linked Image]

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quote: Does the Sheriff have a history of incontinence?

MAX: No comment.
Smallville ad board: “Adult diapers. Keep you safe even in a stressful job.” And above, a sheriff’s star is displayed.

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He’s tired.
ER2LOIS: [Linked Image] They now how blue pills for that.

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He might have been at the beginning of the day, but now…
Awww… /watches as Clark picks out polka-dot dress and pump-boots.

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quote:Maybe if he locked her into a cage?

No, I don’t think that’ll work.
Too much bitching from the little birdie?

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