X Phile: 
You're still here!
Still here, still reading, still LOVING it!
Sorry I've been away so long, classes have been crazy.
I completely understand. RL makes it difficult to FDK other peoples stories as I'd like to either.
Oh, poor Clark. Not used to feeling pain
Can someone gag the sheriff? He needs to stop talking. He's so annoying.
MAX: Gag me! Gag me! Haven't you ever heard of the Freedom of Speech?! Arrest that Commenter!
Hmmm... not as apart as you may think
JIMMY: I hear my cousin Jimbo is only 97% off from Superman.
LOIS: I think that's 3% off.
CLARK: I like Jimmy's numbers better.
JIMMY: Nah, I'm 3% off, Jimbo's 97% off.
JONATHAN: Thank you. Could you put in a good word with the Mrs. though? I'm sure I'd be sleeping on the couch, if it wasn't already occupied.
CLARK: I'm TRYING to find other accomidations.
LOIS: Keep trying, buster.
Oh no, how long are they going to keep him out there?

Til they get back to the county jail?
I once heard that if you want to get rid of old prescription medicine you should toss it in the discarded kitty litter and NOBODY will use it. Even druggies have their limits.
That's not the FBI! It's probably Bureau 39!
They do have an M.O.
He's going to be asleep...
CLARK: I had a LONG day! Geez! How was I supposed to know Lois was going to pour out her heart at me and give me kisses?
