- Response to Michael's FDK - Cont.

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No, that was Lois. Another Lois. And she got the design from my mom. Well, the *other* Superman’s mom. Uuuuuummm…
Yeah, that was the woman he was talking about.

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I guess it’s a good thing his parents died before his superhearing set in?
CLARK: <laughing> Like I would have heard anything I didn’t want to hear. They were like in their 40s.

MARTHA: <looks at him with pity> Oh, honey. It happens.

JONATHAN: More often than you probably knew about.

CLARK: grumble Time for another plot twist.

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Yeah, they’re so not NIA. Not.
JIMMY: Uncle Jack! Uncle Jack! What are you doing in Smallville?

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Sounds like he’s getting an exclusive. On the down side, NIA is probably going to grab the cradle. Or are they Lex’s guys.
B39. I figured Jimmy deserved a little bonus for being locked in the back of the sheriff’s car for so long.
JIMMY: Smooth!

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Oh boy. Oh boy. Will they find the small Kryptonite?
[Linked Image]

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Is Jimmy just dreaming?
I don’t think trank guns explode like regular bullet guns do, do they?
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Wouldn’t it have been fun had the bull been able to car-dip the SUV?
He probably could, but I’m ready to start moving forward with this story again.

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CLARK: Lois, I’m Superman.
LOIS: <pulls out pocket knife and stabs his arm>
CLARK: And I’m from another dimension.
LOIS: <Stands up and tasers him, leaving him on the sofa to return to her room and the gift from Lucy>
CLARK: So, you're mad?

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She’s sooooo *cute*
CLARK: If I were awake, I’d agree with you.

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L.O.V.E.
CLARK: I’ll accept that answer.
LOIS: Lois Obvious Violence Equation.
CLARK: Oh. Never mind.

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Also, 1500 is quite a nice price for a novice hooker who’s not a virgin, too.
LOIS: Well, I’m *like* a virgin.

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/points at surveillance equipment/
LOIS: We’ve been over this. There was no reason for Lex to put cameras up in my apartment.
CLARK: :rolleyes:

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Batman?
clap LOIS: Who knows? I haven’t met him yet. It isn’t worth traveling to Gotham City in hopes of being rescued.

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See? That’s how Clark feels about you every single second of every single day.
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/points at various fanfics of Lois ending up pregnant after a scenario like this/
Exactly and I’ve already promised Tank I wouldn’t get this Lois pregnant during this course of Wrong Clark.

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/waits rather impatiently until Heatwave is over. Wells is *so* going to try and pouch him during that episode.
“pouch”? evil

Also, Clark DID get to sleep with Lois and cuddle with her somewhat. <<ducking>>

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.