Another one dug up from ancient history…
Lois getting pregnant?
Despite the loud cheering fans at the Nets game on his television, Clark could hear someone walking up to his front door.
Probably someone important like a bat or a cat or a blonde ADA.
He turned to look who it was in time to see Lois start pounding.
Huh. I never expected her to show up.
Nothing like having the woman of his dreams descend upon him unannounced.
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(btw, you’d think it’s easier to find SFW images of harpies when you google ‘harpy’)
Usually those dreams didn’t include a harem outfit like the one she had been wearing that night,
He goes for the straight-up naked version?
but she has never looked quite like this.
Lois was dressed in sweats with her haired pulled back into a sloppy makeshift ponytail.
So, not up for nookie?
He had an inkling of what it could be.
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“Does something have to be wrong for me want to spend time with my best friend?” she asked.
With I-have-no-friends-Lane, yeah, it does.
“Let’s start with the first one, because it’s best to watch movies in order,” she said,
Mostly always true. Except for Star Wars. You would *not* want to introduce your little ones to Star Wars via Episode I. Better wait till they’re 8 or 9 and start with Episode IV. Funny story: Back then, I had no idea how my dad knew to also tape ESB one week after SW aired. I mean, the program guide didn’t even link them and it was just a 1-inch long column space reserved for it. Boy, was I surprised.
“Lois, do you want to tell me what happened?” he asked.
“Nothing happened,” she said, jumping to her feet and heading into Clark’s kitchen.
Kyle Griffin visited her in her bedroom?
She removed a couple of plates out of his cabinet and returned to the dining room.
She certainly feels right at home in his kitchen.
CLARK: I bet she’s very good in the kitchen.
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“Well, maybe not, but I’d feel much better if you stayed with me tonight,” Clark said, his protective genes leaping to the surface.
I’ll bet.
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“Watch out, Smallville, I just might take you up on that offer someday,” she replied, causing him to choke on his pizza. “How about tonight?”
Move in tonight?
CLARK:
She stood up and went to retrieve a soda from the dining room table. She opened it and took a gulp. “Who says it isn’t because I’m in love with you and I’m ready to move our relationship forward?” she asked.
MIRANDA:
“Yes, I know, Lois. She’s a mom after all,” Clark interrupted.
“No, Clark. That’s just it. She’s no ordinary mother. Most moms aren’t like her,” she went on. “Your mom is like ‘Super Mom’!”
Awww… I’m sure you are, too.
It was incredible that Lois had ended up as lovable as she was.
What’s that supposed to mean? /points at green-glowing bristles on her neck and shoulder/
“So, to placate your mother, you want to fast-forward into a relationship with me?
No, Ellen wouldn’t take too fondly to Clark knocking up her good daughter.
Or is it that you want to go undercover as my girlfriend?”
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You keep misspelling ‘underthecover’ for some reason.
he’d probably go along with it, but at what expense?
Two gold bands, one silver band, one diamond. Wedding’s paid for by the father of the bride.
Currently, well, since I graduated from high school really… she’s been on this kick about how I’ve wasted my life,” Lois went on,
Funny how she’s wasted her life by *not* getting pregnant since Ellen would have lodged the very same complained if she *had* gotten pregnant *before* graduating highschool.
“This will clarify why I want to avoid my mother, Clark. Somehow, this morphed into her saying how if I had only said ‘I do’ to Lex last summer, I could now be happily widowed with billions of dollars to my name.
