Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: Perhaps a kindly written note from Santa suggesting that the elves need at least 80+ hours off during the week, other than during the time of 10pm and 6am?
ER: Actually, you only get 56 hours a week between 10pm and 6am.
LOIS: INCLUDING the hours between 10-6. 24x7= 168 hours. 40 hour work week (at least, here in the States), gives us 128 hours of non-work time, minus 56 sleep hours, leaves... 72 hours of leisure time or roughly 10 hours a day or 8 hours a day M-F, and 32 hours on your two days off. (Sure doesn't feel like that much, does it?) Hmmmm. That doesn't add up right, though. Well, I guess we'll have to cut the work week by a hour and 15 minutes each day to make the numbers crunch accurately...
ELVES: Union! Union! Union!
SANTA: /naughty list/ Lois Lane...
LOIS: Excuse me! Criminals don't know their way around me! That's Cat!
CAT: Do I look like I’m dating a billionaire playboy from across the bay?
BRUCE: I don't know. Put on this leather cat-suit and I'll see, Cinderella.
WRONG CLARK: Just like her.
I'm sorry, Lois from Wrong Clark is *easy*?
WRONG CLARK: She jumped into bed with Luthor even before she broke up with me...
LOIS: I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
LEX: We slept together? When? LEX-C!
