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Well, only if you consider Ancient History to be stuff already on the Archives.
[Linked Image] I think I still have some stories left over from last year’s Kerths…

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Thanks this extra dose of chocolate.
You’re welcome!

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quote:Lois getting pregnant?

CLARK: Gees. Give me a minute. Can I kiss her first?
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LEX: You don’t kiss your breed mare. That’s what concubines are for.
LOIS: And he wonders why he’s gone splat on the concrete.

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quote:Huh. I never expected her to show up.

Really, even after I told you this was another Prankster rewrite?
I had already started reading before that. And I forgot again, too… blush

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quote: (btw, you’d think it’s easier to find SFW images of harpies when you google ‘harpy’)

LOIS: Who are you calling a harpy?
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CLARK: Well, tweedles things ... um... sometimes, she still has a raincoat on.
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quote: Too much garlic on the pizza?

When did Clark become a vampire? Oh, wait. That's right, in Twilight. My bad.
I was just thinking regular odors, but yeah, whatever works.

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quote:WRONG CLARK: See? See! I *told* you she’s a…she’s a…
ANOTHER LOIS: A *what*? mad

WRONG CLARK: Um... complicated woman?
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LEX: /holds up owner’s manual that looks oddly like a bundle of 100-dollar bills/

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quote:LEX: What? Just because I prefer her blonde, in a 20-y/o body and not working as an investigative journalist doesn’t mean I’d want another woman instead of her.

LOIS: /gives Lex Linda King's email address/
LEX: [Linked Image] Isn’t my wife the greatest?

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