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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
I think I still have some stories left over from last year’s Kerths…
My. Game of Thrones really has put you behind.

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LEX: You don’t kiss your breed mare. That’s what concubines are for.
LOIS: And he wonders why he’s gone splat on the concrete.
CLARK: Can't she be both?

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Although, isn’t it fun how they would be partial to nookie but it falls flat because the Superman wimps out?
CLARK: I'm saving myself for marriage!
LOIS: Why? Is there something un-super about you that you don't want me to find out about?

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He’s just in there for the benefits.
CLARK: Yep. Being in Lois's company is benefit enough.

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Well, GL expressively made Ep1 appealing to 6/y-olds. Or he tried. I think he succeeded. Actually, it’s been popular with kids even below the age of 6.
My son would probably like it, but it was so horrendous I don't know if I could sit through it again.

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Awww…Supermom protecting them from the ugliness in the world?
Yeah. I don't let them listen to music produced after 1995 either. I prefer that they can name every Beatle than lipsink to Justin Beeber.

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You mean, Zombie-Lex visiting her in the bedroom (scarier) or Vampire-Lex visiting his Minha in the bedroom (more disturbing).
LOIS: Zombie Lex or Vampire Lex vs. my mother? [Linked Image] It's a toss up.

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Nope.
LOIS: And that’s why we love him.
CLARK: /shocked that Lois knows the "L" word/
LOIS: Erm… I mean like a slightly under-developed kid-brother.
Fell for it again, didn't he?

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That didn’t refer to Lois. It just felt right.
blush Ooops. Thanks.

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LOIS: [Smiley] Yeah, Clark. Making love with me would totally tick off mommy dearest! Let's do it!
CLARK: <totally excited by the sudden turn of events> Is this a trap?
GENERAL ACKBAR: No.
hyper Now Linda is Lex's wife.
CLARK: I don't know, Lois. I still think you could be arrested for aiding and abetting a murder.
LINDA:/dressed in black/ How was I supposed to know he'd fall to his death when I pushed him?

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ER: That’s why she’s doing so much fitness workouts.
CLARK: Running from perps.

EW: That's not what I meant!
ER: Yeah. /maintains own statement is still funnier/
I'm sorry that I cannot deny that as well.

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EW: She's looking for someone with Hugh's charm but Mel's body.
ASABI: I can help!
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MEL & HUGH: laugh

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LOIS: Kissing. Bedding. Whatever.
CLARK: <wants to repeat the date he had with Rachel back when he was an alien in highschool>
LOIS: No, Clark. Bowling doesn't count as 'whatever'.
ER: You can lead the doofus to the water, but you can’t make him dip his tongue in, can you?
CLARK: Oh, I'm sorry, Lois. You wanted to go swimming?
LOIS: Well, I wanted to get wet...
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LOIS: That's NOT what I meant!

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Another two-volume story! And you haven’t even finished yet your current trilogy!
No. No. Just a two parter. I'm still not sure about it. Part 1 and Part 2 feel so completely off (and different). It might need to age longer on my hard drive. /sigh/

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.