Yvonne!!!
That was
hilarious. Every time you (er, sorry, Mary Sue) had some thought/dialogue-that-you-didn't-say about ravishing you (er, Mary Sue), I just about died. And the talking buzzer and door... <giggle>
I love how y-Mary Sue recognizes that he's in love with Lois right away. And still wants to be ravished. :p
I love it!
MORE!
Bethy