[Before I say anything else, let me say that I'm extremely tired, having spent all day rehearsing and taking part in two concerts. If my comments make no sense, that's my excuse

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Okay, going in reverse order - tell me, do
all men on these boards think that Clark lived on the ground floor??? Roger said the same on IRC, Tank, yet it's never, ever occurred to me that he lived anywhere but on the top of his apartment block. He has a balcony, for heaven's sake!
But that was clever of you to pick up on my subtle sub-text regarding Mary Sue's attraction to Clark, Tank. I knew someone would spot that, no matter how hard I tried to conceal it.
CC, they do say that pain and pleasure are very closely related.
LOL, Saskia! It's always dangerous to read fanfic at work, in my experience. Either you get totally absorbed and forget to do any real work, or you make a fool of yourself by laughing out loud and then having to explain things to the (very) uninitiated.
Kaethel, I think I'd rather you imagined me as a sex goddess than as Minnie Mouse...but only marginally <g>. And ask Wells? Not on your life - I wouldn't do that to my favourite two characters!
Roger, you could always pretend that you're Clark Kent and Mary Sue is...well, the woman of your choice. <g>
Lynn, you nearly had me considering a sequel with your suggestion for a roommate, but as you know, I don't do sequels.

Barb also gave me food for thought - should I undress him? Hmmm...
Thank you all for picking out your favourite parts. What's really great is that you chose a wide variety of sections that tickled your particular funny bone - some of them bits that I'd thought might be funny just to me.
Yvonne