I'm not really sure, but I think I detected a subtle subtext playing through this cute little fic. It may just be my imagination but I couldn't help but get the impression that our narrator/lead character had some 'activity' which she wished to share with Clark running through her mind from time to time.
Call me crazy but I think Mary Sue might just be a tad bit attracted to Clark.
Tank (who says since Roger decided to foolishly take the high road he will voluteer to take Lois off Clark's hands so 'Mary Sue' can be ravished by Clark)