Okay, Paul made me do this and I'm feeling loopy right now..so these are his fault.
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Tempus sniffs. "Herbie, did you just fart?"
Herb: "Well...I do feel quite constipated."
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Utopian Wax Museum patron to friend: "Geez! The sculptor must have been drunk! What's wrong with their faces?"
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Tempus: Herb, what the heck is that smell?!
Herb: I...well..I thought I'd programed the time machine to land in Smallville, not Smellville! Oh dear, I *do* hope we can catch up with Lois and Clark.
Tempus: Oh, give me a break, Herb and do it right this time!
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That all for now!
Sara (who's having far too much fun in IRC to really concentrate on thinking up a caption)
