That raving lunatic with the tank and the shears is back, and he's trying to cut the world's hair!! There's nothing for it. This looks like a job for... Curler Woman!!

<rips open shirt>

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blush Oops. Did I forget to put my costume on under my clothes again? Good thing I do these changes in the privacy of my own home...

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.