Jimmy (off-stage): Chief, what on earth is that thing on your head?

Perry: Do you like it? Lois and Clark brought it back from a Bureau 39 Warehouse.

Jimmy: Um, Chief, I hate to tell you, but that's not a hat!

Object on Perry's head begins to beep and lights flash.

Perry: Great shades of Elvis!

- Vicki

"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster