Milk! It does a body good!
(okay...so that was weak
)
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Filming a milk commercial:
Superman: Milk, it does a body good!
Director: Cut!
Superman: How was that?
Director: Well, Superman, with all due respect...not that great.
Superman: Why??
Director: Well, for starters, you drank the *entire* gallon. We need the veiwer to *see* the product. *And* you wiped off the milk mustache.
Superman: Oh. Sorry. Try it again?
Director: <sigh> Sure...Milk, a Super Source of Calcium, take 23.
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Okay, that's all I've got...nothing inspiring, I know, but maybe I'll think of something else.
Sara
