Lois: Jimmy, what are you doing?
Jimmy: I'm just talking with some friends.
Lois: Friends? On the internet? Who are all these people?
Jimmy: Well, it's kind of hard to explain...
Lois: The Mistress of Evil? Psycho Furball? Mad Dog? Hey, that one is threatening everyone with disembowelment! Jimmy, these people are crazy! Are you sure you should be talking to them?
Jimmy: It's not as bad as it sounds, Lois. Really...
Lois: Jimmy, I don't know who these people are or what you're doing, but you've been sitting here for hours! Everyone in the newsroom has been looking for you. We need pictures taken and research done and doughnuts brought and you're sitting here chatting on the internet! It's taking over your life!
Jimmy: No, really, I'm fine, Lois. I'll take care of stuff soon. ... Ooo! Look who just signed on! I haven't seen her in ages! <typing furiously>
Lois: Jimmy, you need help.
